MY THREE WISHES TO THE ARSENAL GENIE FOR THE SEASON

A very good morning to all my readers, the wait is almost over; months have turned to weeks, weeks to days and now days to hours. The English Premier League that we love so much is about to start.

While all journalist and pundits are drawing their list of how the table look like at the end of the season ( like they have ever been correct), I decided to do it my own way. I decided to compile my three wishes for the season and submit it to a Genie.

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It was kind of hard, streaming my wishes to just three but I was able to get them.

ST TOTTERINGHAM’S DAY WOULD COME BY DECEMBER

Of course, this has to be number one. ST Totteringham’ s day is a day when Arsenal  fans celebrate to mark the occasion when bitter rivals, Tottenham can no longer mathematically catch Arsenal. Last year, the day was on May 4, 2015 when Arsenal beat Hull City, 3-1.

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This season, I want to earlier, preferably before the Christmas celebrations. That would mean them losing over a dozen games, but hey, the Genie can grant any wish!

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The last time that Tottenham finished above Arsenal was in the 1994/1995 season when Arsenal finished 12th and they finished 7th. In the Wenger Era, they have never finished above Arsenal and Henry was said to have never lost to them.

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Since that time, their obsession with finishing above Arsenal is just insane. They need to be put in their place.

CHELSEA GETS RELEGATED!!!!
If you grant me this wish, it would be the greatest act you have ever done. The league would be more peaceful without the West Londoners in it.

No Mourinho, No Terry and less Chelsea fans on twitter would just be the new definition of football orgasm.

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But it might not be possible, realistically. However, a place outside the top 4 would do, so that he can taste the Europa League that he slammed Benitez for winning!

CECH GETS 33 CLEAN SHEETS!

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This wish would make a whole lot of sense. A 33 year old man, after 333 premier league games for his old club got the number 33 in his new club and kept 33 clean sheets in his debut season! That would make up for pleasant reading.
The record for clean sheets in heard by Edwin Van Der Sar  and Petr Cech himself with 25 clean sheets. So adding just 8 to that number would be nice.

No matter how Funny this wish might sound, a number of clean sheets in double figures, maybe close to 20, would win us the title.

Well, I have made my three wishes, but I had to drop some, like Rodgers and Van Gaal get sacked the same day, Walcott scores 24 goals this season, so as to get to the 100 goals mark for the club, lesser injuries, we make it a hattrick of FA Cups and that we win the league after more than  a decade wait.

Hey, just excited to finally get to watch some live league games and see how the intrigue and controversy unfolds. If my wishes were not yours, please drop your PERSONAL THREE WISHES IN THE COMMENT SECTION.

HAVE A GOONERIFIC MATCHDAY!!

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